Monday 25 July 2011

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS EVER...!

Let’s face it – we’ve all had our share of embarrassing moments. Just be thankful that none of them were as humiliating (and hilarious!) as these:
“A mother was taking a shower when her2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so she ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that she had copies made and included one with each of their Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that she take a closer look. Puzzled, the mother stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to her son, she had captured her reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!”
“A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, “No, I’m just looking at your nuts.” The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away.”
“A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE.” That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word ‘Tampax’ for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’
An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, “Ma’ am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?” She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Customers in the bar started staring at them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and ashamed. The young woman waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on her face she says, “I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments.” The cunning guy now yells loudly, “What do you mean by $500?”

Saturday 16 July 2011

FASHION...!



Art, Clothing, and Fashion; when talking about fashion it is hard not to discuss clothing; and when speaking about clothes, it is hard to omit the influence of art. Thus, these three words go hand in hand to give meaning to each other. Art, clothing, and fashion influence each other and provide basis for us to understand each one. Anyone who has ever visited an art show or art museum can easily see that art comes in various forms. Art ranges from an oil painting hanging on the wall to a statue made out of diamonds. In the same way, fashion may be presented through different clothing each falling in different categories like; evening, gala, night, beach wear, etc.
Well fashion does not coordinate only towards clothing. We also have hair styles, make up, music and now a days even underwear. Each of these depends on the type of clothing chosen. Nevertheless in each category art is present and this criterion has been a debate argued for decades.
Let me first make clear that the fashion to which I am referring is high fashion. It isn’t the sort of fashion meant for high street consumption, made by machines and propelled by mass production. The fashion I refer to is made through a creative process involving inspiration, vision, presentation, and a need by the designer to express a message through his or her chosen art form. I don’t believe a t-shirt is made in this manner.
Secondly, what is art? Well this is probably the oldest question in cultural life. I’ve always been interested in the process of making a work of art – the act of creating and how the artist feels the need to communicate through art. So early on I defined art as any act of creation intended to convey a message through a process and/or a finished work. But how does fashion fit into this definition I hear you ask?
Fashion is a creative process that results in a finished garment. Fashion has always borrowed from other art forms whether they are textile patterns of ancient cultures or sport. Taking these insights, designers recreate a new language of art in the form of an item of clothing. They are artists working within the medium of cloth.As my now infamous lecturer stated, throughout history art’s role has been to reflect the society in which it was created. Likewise, fashion is indicative of the era in which it exists. Images from historical art utilized clothing to assist in the narrative, conveying a message to the viewer. I can’t imagine Van Dyck’s ornate portraits without those epic, layered fabrics and costumes indicating social position; or the Angelic Musicians in his Ghent Altarpiece wear robes that could easily have been worn on last seasons Italian style Gucci models. His was a study in fashion as much as pose and painterly techniques. Fashion was essential within his artistic narrative.

Something interesting is the recent exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York entitled “Bravehearts: Men In Skirts” examined the skirt as a male equipment throughout history. Hip-hop and other modern clothes – which wouldn’t actually be considered skirts – also showed evidence of the outfit. Such multi-cultural references directly reflect our modern and ever changing society in the West. Fashion, then, is an interactive art form where the wearer is an essential element of the art.

TECHNOLOGIES....!


Technology is the thing which is enhancing day by day and providing people with many facilities and amusing them.A technology essay is actually a science essay that deals with the technology behind many scientific inventions. It may be written in different various forms. It may be written in a general form discussing how technology affects one’s life. It may also be written giving a detailed report of various developments in the field of technology. A specific example may be taken and dwelt upon and details given as to how it works, what are its functions, what are the benefits of using the product and what are the harmful side effects. As for example one can discuss about the Internet or broadband. one may also write on the latest technologies that are making waves like nanotechnology. Since this a science related topic it will in all probability be asked to follow the APA research paper outline format. The language like for any other academic essay writing has to be simple and free flowing with no grammatical or spelling error, what so ever. Though a technology essay is mainly an informative type of paper, the writer’s own views and opinions supported by various evidences can also be presented. The essay will consist of an introduction, a main body and a conclusion. The language will have to be clear, simple, precise and to the point. Data given should be well researched and correct and no discrepancies should be present what so ever. The views, opinions and arguments presented must be correct , logical and always supported by reliable and convincing evidences.Writing a technology essay is not a difficult job provided you are well versed with the topic and technology in question. Always choose a topic that you have some amount of knowledge on. Research well on the topic so that your paper is well written and has all the information that your teacher is looking for. Check out the various essay examples and sample essays on this topic to get good ideas. For further assistance you will have to place an order with MasterPapers.com and get a premium custom essay in no time.

ROLE OF MEDIA...!



In the modern age the most important role that is being played is by media. It can be denied that media is just giving importance to democracy, it keeps the man aware off all the news of the world at a single time. Through various mediums of media whether it is radio, television, newspaper or internet, we are able to connect with large number of people around us. Especially internet has truly become the need of every individual both for our work and to connect with our friends and well wishers.Besides connecting with our friends, media also informs us about the world happenings. In one line I can say that media is like a mirror of the society which reflect each and everything about the society to us. Media people from television and print takes the risk of their lives to inform us about important news.But media is not just confine to informing us about the world happenings and serving a means to connect with people, in fact it also affects out thinking patterns as well. The way we think and perceive various issues about the world is also shaped up by media. Today everyone especially youth is growing so aware about his responsibilities towards society is because of media. If we just look around then we would find that there is no aspect of our life which is not touched and affected by media. Be it our work, relationships, education or entertainment, media is seen everywhere.Role of media especially electronic media has increased prominently in bringing awareness in the society. And the strategies which they use...Hence, Media now a days is playing an important role and is must be assumed...!

CHILD LABOR IN PAKISTAN...!


God has given human beings the boon of wisdom and discretion to think upon the signs of the universe and to draw conclusions. That is the reason why they disclose the hidden facts of it and its structure and have made remarkable progress in many walks of life. Children are the flowers of heaven. They are the most beautiful and purest creation of God. They are innocent both inwardly and outwardly. No doubt, they are the beauty of this world. Early in the morning when the children put on different kinds of clothes and begin to go to schools for the sake of knowledge, we feel a specific kind of joy through their innocence.
But there are also other children, those who cannot go to schools due to financial problems, they only watch others go to schools and can merely wish to seek knowledge.It is due to many hindrances and difficulties; desperate conditions that they face in life. Having been forced to kill their aspirations, dreams and other wishes, they are pressed to earn a living for themselves and for their families. It is also a fact that there are many children who play a key role in sustaining the economically life of their family without which, their families would not be able to make ends meet.  The major point is that this decision must be acted upon at all levels. There is strict need to stop child Labour in this country. Awareness must be raised and the attention of parents ought to be diverted to the education of their children. Child Labour Laws should be put into practice strictly. In addition, the educational system of the country-must be reshaped and restructured according to national development goals. The orphans and other deserving children must be helped financially on a prolonged basis. It is also essential to eliminate child Labour from the country, that the political, economical and social system of the country are need to be reshaped and such steps taken that make child Labour in this country a crime. They should bring on the well-being of a lay man, good governance and end to exploitative thinking. If we succeed to act upon these principles, our country can easily get rid of this problem i.e. child Labour. The agreement that has recently been approved by Pakistan, Norway and ILO to eradicate child Labour must be given importance and we hope that our rulers must put this agreement into practice using all means at their disposal.
Child Labour is a complex problem which demands a range of solutions. There is no better way to prevent child Labour than to make education compulsory. The West understood this a long time ago. Laws were enacted very early to secure continued education for working children; and now they have gone a step forward, and required completion of at least the preliminary education of the child before he or she starts work.
. There is strict need to stop child Labour in this country. Awareness must be raised and the attention of parents ought to be diverted to the education of their children. Child Labour Laws should be put into practice strictly. In addition, the educational system of the country-must be reshaped and restructured according to national development goals. The orphans and other deserving children must be helped financially on a prolonged basis. It is also essential to eliminate child Labour from the country, that the political, economical and social system of the country are need to be reshaped and such steps taken that make child Labour in this country a crime. They should bring on the well-being of a lay man, good governance and end to exploitative thinking. If we succeed to act upon these principles, our country can easily get rid of this problem i.e. child Labour. The agreement that has recently been approved by Pakistan, Norway and ILO to eradicate child Labour must be given importance and we hope that our rulers must put this agreement into practice using all means at their disposal.

Saturday 9 July 2011

SPORTS AND GAMES....!



Sports and games are much essential for the bodily and mentally health...These activities are in accordance with physical health and fitness. Greek were the first people to introduce Marathon race and many other sports...!
Sports has many great impact on the life of a person and these can help in character building as well as in the practical life of the person.They are no less important than food and fresh water. In developed countries games are essential part of education.They admit boys and girls for necessary training to become future athletes.
It does in fact keep kids off the streets, but it also instills lessons that are essential in the life of a student athlete. Sports play a pivotal role in the makeup of a young athlete, especially in the middle school to high school years where student athletes are much more mature and mentally developed. Where else can a young, impressionable youth learn values like discipline, responsibility, self confidence, sacrifice, and accountability? Television, which may be the most influential tool in the lives of young adults, does not show enough of these qualities, nor is it on the Internet, or radio. Rather it is up to the parents, teachers, sports teams, clubs, and after school programs to help mold, develop, and instill these qualities into the lives of student athletes. I believe in order for this to happen, school sports programs must have a few components in place. The first thing they need is a good core of coaches that understand the great responsibility that is placed upon their shoulders to help shape and prepare these student athletes not only in sports, but in their everyday lives. Yes, I did say coaches, because it is a responsibility that lies on the shoulders of more than one person and it is going to take more than one person to help lead these student athletes to success.
In order to accomplish this it's going to take investment and the most valuable investments are money and time. The more invested, the better the results. I can attest that there is no greater investment than the future of our young student athletes. When these things are in place, I believe student athletes will benefit and the results will be evident not only on the field, but long after they step off of it....!



Tuesday 5 July 2011

UNEMPLOYMENT...!



Unemployment is the major problem among the people of modern era. Every one finds ways and means to live a prosper and well groomed life...but now a days when their is a condition that employment and jobs is not available for every one that's one even with much talent and qualification isn't in a state of being employed.
Its a true fact that in some countries unemployment is increasing day by day due to the growing population, scarcity of resources, lack of professional education and poor economic and social planning.
Government has taken many steps o overcome unemployment in which availability of easy installment loans, formation of industrial and technical institutions. All these are the major requirements for the people of new era....!
Unemployment should be controlled in a country for the better development of a country, unemployment is like a curse in the modern era where every thing has became expensive and a middle class person can't afford the budget without some sources of income.
There are no positive aspects of unemployment and is really bad for the production of the economy. This means that we are wasting our resources because instead of producing goods and services with them we aren’t doing anything with them. But this isn’t the only effect of unemployment, people’s income will also change and it will cause more poverty. Unemployment also reduces the amount of tax paid to the government which means that the government will be loosing money because since less people are working the government is getting less income tax but with whatever money they get they have to pay all the unemployed people and this is how the government gets into a lot of debt.
So, some special attention must have to be given to the miserable conditions of the country otherwise  the conditions can be more serious and it can weaken the chains of the country....!



Monday 4 July 2011

COMPETITION...!


Competition now a days is most common in every field and occupation... Every one desires to be the best and tries to be better then the other. In every field from the business to the studies there is a competition among people..!
Competition is like a need in the people of modern era, everyone do the best efforts to come in the front line and bring a golden feather in his cap.Compete with other and to win has ow became the purpose of everyone... People struggle to defeat others and gain the attention of others and to get the charm of every one.
Competition somewhere is necessary but some people at every stage of their life wants a competition if not their mind just set a target to defeat any person and try to be more better than others and they from inside they start being  jealous from their heart and they also not know that what they are doing.
To compete with other is natural habit in many people but to make it your hobby is wrong. Competition can be taken at some places in life but not in every place of life.
Competition at some places is necessary as to differ the talented people from others. Competition can give the talented people more chances for achievements and better development in life.
Some competitions must have to be held to separate the cream from milk...!



Saturday 2 July 2011

CHARACTER....!



The character shows the personality and the nature of a person and it allows a person to know that what is the person from inside....!Character is who we really are. It's what we do when no one is looking. It' s the accumulation of thoughts, values, words and actions. These become the habits that comprise our character. That character determines our destiny.

A person of character thinks right and does right according to core universal values that define the qualities of a good person: trustworthiness, respect, responsibility, fairness, caring and citizenship. The CHARACTER COUNTS! Coalition calls these the Six Pillars of Character. Whatever we call them, though, our role as character developers is to guide young people's thoughts, words, actions and habits toward these values, which all people share, regardless of other differences.

The family is the primary character-building force in a child's life, and character education is a major family obligation. It's a parent's job to help our kids engage the world with as much trustworthiness, respect, responsibility, fairness, caring and citizenship as possible. This challenge becomes more manageable by taking a simple approach and involving the full
community in sending a common message about the standards of good character.

A good character simply lead to a good life... The life is without any complications and confusions if your attitude and behavior is good and fascinating towards all people... Hence, a good character matters a  lot in the daily personal as well as in social life. 


Your character makes your respect in the society and among the people and protects you from rudeness and the strict form of life in all conditions.......!

Friday 1 July 2011

A LONELY NIGHT...!



A Lonely night has a silent impact on the life of a person. It has nothing in it except the loneliness and the quietness of the dark and hidden illusions and the dark and black sadness....!
Lonely night is a word which explains that how much painful or grieved the condition is. The person using the poetical word is full of sorrows . The heart of that person is empty and quiet as the emptiness and quietness of the night. In lonely night, every moment is the own. The sorrow, happiness or what ever the condition of the heart...
The person has to handle it by its own. The desires that may be not come true or may be that which haven't existed yet, come in the mind of the person...!
As lonely night is itself lonely, So, the loneliness of an alone person is beard only by an alone thing.
Lonely person have to to manage just only himself and his own desires. The person that is alone speaks with his own mind and come to know about himself....
Thus, a lonely indicates the sorrowfulness and the emptiness of the heart of a Alone Person...In such a night a person deals with  HIS own self, and the calmness and peace allows the person to be mentally relaxed...!
A Lonely Night in real has nothing except the dark illusions for some people with the hard miseries or which want to know alone... What They Are....!